No seriously… it looks like there is a diamond in my pinot grigio. Or a ghost. You know how on ghost hunter shows, “spirits” take the form of a dot or sparkle in a photo? Soooo… Diamond or ghost? Honestly, I’m cool with either one.
This poor kid.
I feel like I look like a Jessica Simpson impersonator in this photo.. and I’m SOOOO okay with it. (Ugh, I love me some J Simps). Oh! And Randy Jackson is from Louisiana… and so am I. So there’s that.
Photography: Taylor Donohue
In collaboration with: Audrey Brianne
Say hello to the most flattering dress I have ever worn. No, really, THE most flattering… like, my body doesn’t actually look like this. This dress somehow sucked my waist in, smoothed out any unwanted lumps, AND lifted my boobs without a bra. It’s basically a spanx dress, it’s affordable, and this is not an ad. I swear. I loved the dress so much that I wore it to two parties during fashion week, (which I guess is SOUPS inappropes during FW, heaven forbid I reuse an outfit). I was a little wary of it when I saw it on the hanger, but I love a good structured dress, especially if it has a menswear vibe; so I decided to give it a try. Long sleeved, black, mini dress… And with gold buttons? Dead. I think I also obsess over this dress, because I never find clothes that I can go braless in without looking like my breasts are at my thighs. If you also happen to have that problem, I highly recommend you checking out this little number. I’m seriously missing NYC right now, especially with this post.
Why can’t I just be legit enough to be bicoastal. Ugh, the struggle.